So what was that last post, three months ago? Boy, I'm back with a vengeance, hu? Gawd, it's like I can't get it together to keep up with anything. Even things I love. Like I love to be organized. I couldn't tell you where my laptop charger is right now. That's not like me. I leave the house without important shit like my wallet or a grocery list. And I don't mean once in a while. I mean all the damn time. We have 32 yard waste trash bags filled with cans I keep forgetting to take to the recycling center. I haven't balanced my checkbook in like six weeks and I've got paperwork for the kids college savings trust complete (after four months) sitting somewhere (no clue where) waiting to be mailed off. We are at the point where I can say I suck at life. I've never sucked at life before, What the actual fuck, dude?
The 'dude' in this case implies heavy duty shit, y'all.
Now I'm toying with the idea of starting a book review blog and I've started writing the weekly article for the shelter I volunteer for again. I suspect I may be procrastinating on planning this wedding. Don't get me wrong, I want to get married. Badly. Okay, let me clarify, I want to BE married. It's the whole planning the wedding part that makes me, for the 9246th time in my life, question whether or not I should have been a man. I mean, I'm happy to show up and do the thing but all these decisions, I can't make myself make them, it's too overwhelming. Every morning when I walk into work our secretary asks me if I've decided on a place. And every day I think "shit, I have no idea where this thing should go down". But what I say is, "still considering a few places" and then she says "like where?" and I look down and shuffle my feet while I mumble unintelligibly. And then it's awkward.
So, as I titled this post, I'm totally rocking this shit!