"Mama, yook, pank-a-but!"And then he whacks me in the head. "Foddy, Mama.
"Firstaball, I need a toaster for to make some-a peanut butter samich."
Asher and Aidan 2009
Aidan is seriously crying like the world is ending because Asher took the newspaper with the weather report away from him. I keep looking for hidden cameras because really?
Aidan apparently showed off his vocabulary and spelling skills today at school. He wrote 'ass' in chalk on the playground. So proud.
Aidan actually uttered the words "folding clothes is woman's work". Is this kid for real???
"What!?!? Why does he get off scoot free and I have to vacuum everything?"
Brute and Asher, 2015
Brute - "What's up with Huck Finn here?"
Asher - "I'm not a dolphin or a hook face!"