"Aidan, did you know we used to have a King for president and he sent his soldiers over here to build a church? Because who wants to drive to England every Sunday to go to church? I mean, it would be fun I guess but isn't that crazy?"
Same kid who said, while looking at a picture of Abraham Lincoln,
"That's Obama. He got shot from a library while he rode in a car."
Same one who informed us that,
"Whoever is tan, isn't racist."
That's my Asher.