Title voiced with the "It's not a tumor" accent.
3rd grade boy - *pointing to the hallow of his throat* "See this dirty spot on my throat?"
Me - "I guess so, yeah."
3rd grade boy - "My mom says if it's on the back of my neck, it's diabetes."
Me - What do you even say at this point? "Well, you look healthy to me, kid."
I couldn't make this shit up...