Aidan keeps all those promo cards we get in the mail - Khol's, Shoe Carnival, etc... So yesterday we're looking for one of them we actually wanted to use and of course Aidan had it. As he's pulling cards out of his wallet, this one falls out
We laughed because it's not even the first time he's hoarded Victoria's Secret advertisements (and taken them to his cousins to snicker about). I said What do you think you're gonna buy with that card, Aidan? And his response, scouts honor, was This card gets me $10 off sex!
Oh sweet Jesus, what am I going to do with this kid?