March 16, 2012

Jillian Michaels Is Being Mean To me

I started Jillian Michaels 30 Day Shred again and holy hell, I truly believe that woman to be evil through and through.  She has moved from sadistic bitch to full on monster in my book. Monster, I tell ya!

Level one was rough but I conquered. After I regained the ability to walk without appearing to be in a full on epileptic seizure, of course. Thursday was my first day at level two. I've been here once before, probably a year ago. Once. That's all I could take. But today was Day 2 at Level 2 so Yay me!

Level two, in my opinion, was designed specifically to make me look as ridiculous as possible. Walkout push-ups, jumping oblique twists, plank jacks? Fuuuuck yooooouuuu, Jillian! I pity the fool who walks in on me during those critical minutes. Some things you just can't un-see, kwim?


Anonymous said...

Hahahaha! She IS evil and YOU are steadily moving up that ladder with all your "I'm so healthy" and "Look at me I'm so beautiful" and "I have the cutest kids EVER!" ; )

I cheer you on always - sitting on the side lines with my cheese burger, fries and chocolate shake - but I cheer you on!!

MUCH continues success even if you look like an epileptic doing it, at least you'll be a healthy epileptic (?!) and you'll look PHENOM. (As usual) :)

ummmhello said...

Oooh that sounds interesting. But Jillian looks like she's a mean evil woman, so I don't think I have the guts to try it :) Hope it's going well!