January 22, 2012

Quote This - Bridesmaids

I've glimpsed my future while watching Bridesmaids last weekend. I am Rita.

"The other night I'm slaving away making a beautiful dinner for my family, my youngest boy comes in and says he wants to order a pizza. I said no, we're not ordering pizza tonight. He goes, mom why don't you go and fuck yourself! He's nine!" -Rita, Bridesmaids


Texan Zombie Goddess said...

My child speaks like that to me, those would be the last words they ever uttered again...ever.


Lorie Shewbridge said...

I'm sure your boys would NEVER says that directly to you. They are too scared of you. =)

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