January 10, 2012

Probably Not What He Had In Mind

I figure my husband, like every other man on the planet, has the menage a trois fantasy. And me, being the best wife in the universe, am about to make that fantasy a reality.

You see, I have what can only be described as another person developing just under the skin on my forehead. Certainly by the time we get busy again it will in fact qualify as another entity, therefore deeming that encounter a threesome.

Bam! Best wife ever! Now to convince him that this scenario and the one percolating in his head since he was 13 are one and the same. I'll let you know how that goes...

4 comments:

Texan Zombie Goddess said...

As long as it becomes a blonde twin with big boobs, you are golden :).

Rob-bear said...

Ah, well, um . . . good luck!

Kritta22 said...

I thought that was going in a totally different direction. Well done!

Lorie Shewbridge said...

HaHa - definitely NOT what he had in mind, I am sure!