We have a small Jack Vettriano print in our kitchen. This one, in fact...
My nephew Jayden looked at it this weekend and said Aunt Amanda, is that real?
Me - What? The picture?
Jayden - Yeah. Those people *scrunched up nose* kissing.
Me - Well, it's just a painting.
Jayden - So that's not you and Uncle X?
Me - No, it's not us.
Jayden - Oh good cuz that's really pretty gross.