October 21, 2011

There's Really Nothing Wrong With Cheating

I'm falling behind in my reading and it's all my iPhone's fault. Well, perhaps the blame can be shared evenly between iPhone and the Words With Friend app. In case you are my mother who refuses to get a smart phone, you probably know Words With Friends is online Scrabble. And I'm addicted. I've hit my maximum number of open games and I haven't played Angry Birds in 4 days. That's addiction, baby. 

One sad side effect of this is that my I can't fucking stand to lose-ness comes out. After getting my ass handed to me a few times I started cheating. Yeah yeah yeah, you bet your candy ass I started cheating. I was losing like 350 to 96. The kind of losing that's just not funny. So if you're playing me I'll let you know how to tell when I'm cheating. When I throw down words like caducei it's safe to say I'm plugging those letters into A2ZWordFinder.com. When my big comeback to your ossify is pay, well, I'm probably sitting at Aidan's school waiting to pick him up. And that's just the truth, folks. It's really not all that bad I mean I'm expanding my vocabulary not selling nuclear secrets, mkay?

I would like to note that thermic and iridic, those were both all me, thankyouverymuch.

5 comments:

Laura Leane said...

Dude, sometimes I cheat, but then sometimes I just put letters up there and it accepts it, but then they think I'm cheating and I TOTALLY DIDN'T THAT TIME!!! That game is just evil all around! Though, I'm android, so it's Word Feud instead, same difference.

Kritta22 said...

Good to know!!! Lol

Monster Mom said...

Baaahahahaha! I cheat too! I'll be damned if some know it all is going to beat me 15000 to 10! I do the same thing... If I'm on my computer, I'll be throwing words down that I've never heard of. If I'm in the car, well, let's just say my usable vocabulary is reduced to 3 letter adjectives and 4 letter verbs.

Ordie O. said...

The acorn doesn't fall far from the tree, I always say.

Nicole said...

Think of it as broadening your vocabulary!

Love your blog!