September 2, 2011

Kick Rocks, Dude

I know I should be ashamed that I watch The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, and worst of all - Bachelor Pad. But ya know what? Sometimes I just want to spend an hour using absolutely no brain cells what-so-ever and Bachelor Pad is a fantastic way to do that. Trash TV at it's finest! 

So this season the contestant who draws my wrath is Kasey. I have just a couple of things to say to Kasey, I mean he's not hearing me when I scream at the TV so maybe he reads my blog... Dude, we get it. You hate Jake. Jake is a douche. I'm with you on that. But you got a tattoo for a girl you had known for 3 weeks and roughly six seconds after you showed it to her she left you sitting on a glacier while she flew off with some other douche which kinda sorta makes YOU a douche, too. Also, I swear on my laptop if you insist on saying 'kick rocks' every 19 seconds I'm going to get a fork and shove it into a light socket. I understand that you learned a new and obnoxious way to tell some one to get lost and you've got to make sure everyone hears and knows how very clever you are but once you've said 'kick rocks' nine hundred and sixty four times it kinda loses it's charm. So knock it the fuck off or 'kick rocks', mkay?


ummmhello said...

Kick rocks? What is he, 6?

~aj~ said...

Between his nasal voice, his inflated ego, his stupid phrases and his repeated attempts of singing (Can you even call that singing?) on national television...Kermit, I mean Kasey, annoys me to no end!

Um, not that I'm watching such garbage every single week, of course. Ahem.

~aj~ said...

Between his nasal voice, his inflated ego, his stupid phrases, and his continued desire to sing (Can you even call that singing?) on national television...Kermit, I mean Kasey, annoys me to no end!

Um, not that I watch such garbage EVERY SINGLE WEEK, of course. Ahem.

breanneryanmurray said...

Oh my gosh!! You're making me cringe!

I knew exactly who you were talking about from the title without even seeing his goofy picture... I can NOT stand it either! Drives me absolutely bonkers!!

It makes we want to take a fork to my eyeball every time I hear him say that!! Or maybe to my... ears!! Then I wouldn't have to hear him say it EVER again, bwah ha ha (evil genius laugh) ;)

Kritta22 said...

I haven't seen Bach pad yet. Ha ha. I'm glad I dragged you into all this.

Yu are welcome.

Lorie Shewbridge said...

There are so many other ways to waste blood cells, I can't believe you are still watching that garbage. =)

MoonNStarMommy said...

heeheehehee... Okay - first off, I liked Jake - I think Vienna is a lying stupid ass drama queen doesn't give a shit about anyone else but herself bitch. And that's just scratching the surface there. I think Casey is a mega douche just for being with her. And all those morons in the house that just believe Vienna without even feeling out Jake's side are morons too ... Oh he hit me every day, oh he beat me up - no there is no proof - oh he verbally abuses me (but I took a chunk of his skin with blood thirsty nails, and pushed him down the stairs, but I won't tell anyone that) ... she over-dramatized what happened between them, and continues to play the victim - I don't believe her for a second. But that's just my take on it. I was sad to see Gia go and there a few I wouldn't mind seeing win, but ... I definitely don't want Vienna and Casey to make it to the end... I can't wait until she turns on him. I wanna be a fly on the wall in their living room when they watch that episode where she says "If it's between the money and Casey, it's the money of course" or whatever she said in that preview early on in the season.