August 30, 2011

Not Ready For THAT Talk Yet

My kids are fabulous is that they listen to and like the music I like. None of that Wiggles shit, not in MY Jeep. This does pose some problems though, like I can't listen to any Eminem what-so-ever and I have to mute parts of songs when there are bad words Because you know they NEVER hear those words straight from my mouth, no ma'am. The other day we were listening to Bruno Mars', The Lazy Song so I mute the 'have some really nice sex' part. 

Aidan - I know what he says there, Mama. 

Me - Oh yeah? What?

Aidan - Sex.

Me - And what does sex mean?

Aidan - That I don't know.

Me - Good.

Aidan - Well? What does it mean, Mama?

Me - *turns up music to an unhealthy decibel*


Texan Zombie Goddess said...

I remember driving past the marquee at the local theater, and my oldest daughter, who is now 15, looking at the titles and, upon seeing "The 40 Year Old Virgin", asking me, "Mom, what is a virgin?" My two other very small, very impressionable repeaters looked at me. I just said, "We'll talk later." I'm with you.

Unknown said...

nice. thank you Bruno Mars. I do love that song.

ummmhello said...

What? I think that was a great response. Then just yell out, "Sorry, kid, can't hear you!" for the rest of the ride.

Kritta22 said...

Ha ha ha where's sexy beast when you need him?

Lorie Shewbridge said...

At Aidan's age, that is the perfect response. TeeHee!

MoonNStarMommy said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!