I'm taking the boys to a medical expert to explain this shit...
I need someone to explain to me why it is that when the boys are downstairs
tearing shit up and I am upstairs screaming at the top of my lungs STOP SLAMMING THE DOORS!!! they can't hear me but when they are downstairs tearing shit up and I am upstairs opening a bag of baked cheetos they come running like I played the sound over a fucking bullhorn. Anyone???
On a related note, am I the only one who thinks cloth candy wrappers and chip bags are a fantastic idea?