August 15, 2011

Cha-cha-changes

Oh, who among ye geeks can tell me if there is any way to block a certain IP address from viewing my blog? I'd like to redirect him/her to getafuckinglifeandquitstalkingme.com or perhaps heyidiottheinternetisnotanonymous.com. Either would suffice.

I tend to get the itch to change shit up when school starts. This year is no different. I'm contemplating a new hairstyle, new haircolor and ridiculous extensions, oh and this...
See it? No, not my bulbous honker and who forgot to tell me my nose was that freakin' big?!?! the teeny diamond stud I let a tattooed gentleman shove through my nostril last weekend. I quiver at the rebel I'm becoming.

Little known factoid about me in my wilder days - I've had my navel pierced three separate times and my tongue pierced twice. I also have a tramp stamp which I am $800 in to having removed. And I fully plan to get another tattoo. I mean really, I'm not 19 anymore, surely at 32 29 my choice will be more reasonable. It also surely will not be a tramp stamp and there might even be a sentimental meaning to this one. In an attempt to avoid giving my husband a brain embolism, the tattoo is on hold. For now.

6 comments:

Texan Zombie Goddess said...

I'm not sure if you can block specific people from viewing your blog unless you privatize it and send invites. And why do you always say the "six" of us? You have 335 freaking members lol! I contemplate cutting my hair, then bang my head against the wall until the mood passes. I would do a nose stud...if the 6'4 stud I am married to wouldn't completely lose his mind. He accepts my tattoo obsession and the fact that I still have at least two to get to complete my "below the knee art gallery" I am creating. Give a bit, take a bit more :).

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Kritta22 said...

I've had my nose pierced once, my upper ear pierced twice...but never my belly button. My belly button is man made and isn't normal. Did you know that?

Whatcha gonna get a tattoo of?

The Jammie Girl said...

Good for you - I think the diamond stud looks HAWT! I had never considered a tattoo until I started seeing white ink tattoos on Pinterest (oh, my God, how I love Pinterest!). Anyway, now I'm giving it serious consideration.

Amanda said...

@TXZombie - Yeah 335 people are subscribed but only 6 of you ever comment and I suspect you're all who really read.

@Kritta - Man-made belly button? I'm gonna need that story. Thinking a bumblebee on the inside of my wrist. I'll text ya what the bee means.

@JammieGirl - White tattoos??? Oh now that's cool! Gotta google that shit now!

Do you guys ever check back here for my response? You wouldn't have to if you left your email addresses. Just sayin...

Brenda Susan said...

Get a "Hurray for back to school" tattoo!

Ordie O. said...

You're crazy, as usual. Your nose is not big. And you have way more than 6 people who read your blog. Shoot, I probably read it out loud to at least that many people who aren't even subscribed. You're funny. And the nose piercing looks nice. When I move to Eureka Springs, I'm gonna get something, I'm not sure what. Maybe just get my bangs cut like Nikki Bluhm. Why not do henna tattoos? They'll eventually wear off. One of our Indian ER docs at the VA did henna tats on some of us nurses one day. They're grrreaaaat! (Tony Tiger)