Yes, shit on. A bird shit. on. me. during my run. A run which I would never had been on if it hadn't been for you. So thanks for that. In retaliation, I'm sending my kids over. Smooches!
I had a gym teacher who would give extra credit for people who got shit on. Anywhere on the face was immediate A+ in the class. We had a lot of seagulls scavenging our trash...
Clarification: I'm not laughing at you. I'm laughing at the letter itself. Also I took sleeping pills and am fighting the effects for some reason because I am crazy.
That made no sense. Anyway, funny. TTHAT'S WHAT I'M GETTING AT.
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The bird & the skinny bitch are in cahoots, I just know it.
Ha! Love it! Kids will get her back, that is for sure!
Ahahahahahahaaahaha!
I had a gym teacher who would give extra credit for people who got shit on. Anywhere on the face was immediate A+ in the class. We had a lot of seagulls scavenging our trash...
P.S. Now I'm scared to run outside; thanks a lot!
xo
Laura
BWWHHHAAAAAA! Too bad you weren't closer to the crabby old lady, maybe the bird would have shit on her.
Eww!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. HA.
Clarification: I'm not laughing at you. I'm laughing at the letter itself. Also I took sleeping pills and am fighting the effects for some reason because I am crazy.
That made no sense. Anyway, funny. TTHAT'S WHAT I'M GETTING AT.
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