June 3, 2011

Dear Skinny Bitch

Dear Skinny Bitch,

I got shit on.

Yes, shit on. A bird shit. on. me. during my run. A run which I would never had been on if it hadn't been for you. So thanks for that. In retaliation, I'm sending my kids over. Smooches!

6 comments:

Lady Estrogen said...

The bird & the skinny bitch are in cahoots, I just know it.

That one girl said...

Ha! Love it! Kids will get her back, that is for sure!

Laura Leane said...

Ahahahahahahaaahaha!

I had a gym teacher who would give extra credit for people who got shit on. Anywhere on the face was immediate A+ in the class. We had a lot of seagulls scavenging our trash...

P.S. Now I'm scared to run outside; thanks a lot!

xo
Laura

Lorie Shewbridge said...

BWWHHHAAAAAA! Too bad you weren't closer to the crabby old lady, maybe the bird would have shit on her.

Kritta22 said...

Eww!!

Megan said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. HA.

Clarification: I'm not laughing at you. I'm laughing at the letter itself. Also I took sleeping pills and am fighting the effects for some reason because I am crazy.

That made no sense. Anyway, funny. TTHAT'S WHAT I'M GETTING AT.