June 3, 2011

Dear Skinny Bitch

Dear Skinny Bitch,

I got shit on.

Yes, shit on. A bird shit. on. me. during my run. A run which I would never had been on if it hadn't been for you. So thanks for that. In retaliation, I'm sending my kids over. Smooches!


Lady Estrogen said...

The bird & the skinny bitch are in cahoots, I just know it.

Unknown said...

Ha! Love it! Kids will get her back, that is for sure!

Unknown said...


I had a gym teacher who would give extra credit for people who got shit on. Anywhere on the face was immediate A+ in the class. We had a lot of seagulls scavenging our trash...

P.S. Now I'm scared to run outside; thanks a lot!


Lorie Shewbridge said...

BWWHHHAAAAAA! Too bad you weren't closer to the crabby old lady, maybe the bird would have shit on her.

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Megan said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. HA.

Clarification: I'm not laughing at you. I'm laughing at the letter itself. Also I took sleeping pills and am fighting the effects for some reason because I am crazy.

That made no sense. Anyway, funny. TTHAT'S WHAT I'M GETTING AT.