May 9, 2011

This Is Some BS

Dear Mother Nature,

I believe you delivered some weather here in Iowa that you meant for the freakin' JUNGLE and I'd like to request that you come back and take it away! Yes, I'm referring to the 300% humidity. I mean, really, are you kidding me? Don't start being a bitch already. I've seen the projected 95 degree temperatures for later this week. That's not funny, it's MAY! 

Just so you know, I will periodically be bitching about the weather from now until roughly September. Take it up with the Skinny Bitch because if it weren't for this running nonsense, I'd just stay inside with the air conditioner set on 68 degrees for the next 5 months, there'd be no issue. During the summer months I am perpetually pissed off. Nothing to be done about it. I hate the heat, hate the humidity, hate hate hate being hot and sweaty... it's just a miserable time of year for me. Sucks to be around me June-September.

Sick of the Damn Heat and Humidity Already


SuperMom said...

Hahahaha, We're enjoying our 70 degree weather here, it's been like this for going on 2 weeks now with a few thunderstorms in between... BEAUTIFUL! I dread summer too. I know it has to suck when it comes early.

Texan Zombie Goddess said...

I love it when people complain about the warm/hot weather and I am stuck with shitty 60 degree weather. It is May...when does it warm the f up???? I am a desert girl, this cold shit sucks LOL.

MostlyFlumxdArt said...

"Don't start being a bitch already." Hilarious!! We in SC should start feeling the humidity soon...Thanks for keeping it in your region for awhile! ;)

Lorie Shewbridge said...

You and I are so different. I LOVE the heat and humidity (it's good for my curls). I totally HATE the cold and snow.
Just a couple of posts ago you were talking about a dog vomiting on the snow, man your weather changed quickly.