March 17, 2011

Breakdown of a 4 Mile Run

These are the thoughts in my head as I run my usual 4.2 mile route three to five times a week.

Mile 0 to .5 - I should try to go 5 miles today

Mile .5 to 1 - I could go 6 miles today, no problem. *Note: I'm going downhill here*

Mile 1 to 2 - Maybe just 5 miles today. *Note: A few inclines along this portion of the route*

Mile 2 to 3 - Yeah 4 miles is good for today. *Note: The inclines continue*

Mile 3 to 3.5 - Three fourths of the way done, I'm tired, I hate this, why do I do this, don't be a baby, I should have at least tried for five miles today, speed up a little, weenie!

Mile 3.5 to 3.8 - I'm never speaking to Skinny Bitch again! *Note: Huge fucking hill here!*

Mile 3.8 to 4.2 - Oh thank you Baby Jesus, I'm almost home, please don't let me die here in the street... *Glare over at Skinny Bitch's house as I limp and pant my way up to my porch.*
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