February 27, 2011

My Son Is Sexist

Asher realized just the other day that I, procurer of his beloved french toast, do not have a pen!s. 

What!?!? Why don't you have a pen!s, Mama? Who broke it off of you? he asked incredulously Everyone has a pen!s. He was thoughtfully quiet a minute before he repeated Me have a pen!s, I thought everyone had a pen!s

Soon it started. Let me wash your hair, Asher I said. No, Mama, you don't have a pen!s, you can't wash it. Throughout the day I was deemed unqualified for tying shoes, changing batteries in a toy, and even nuking a corn-dog. All because I don't have a  p e n i s. He was truly disgusted with me. And when the Mr got home he ratted me out talking about Girls don't have a pen!s, Daddy, no pen!s at all!

3 comments:

PBJdreamer said...

Oh man.....too funny

Maybe you should not have to clean because you don't have a penis??

Ordie O. said...

Yep, that's the order of things and he already knows it!

Lorie Shewbridge said...

That is THE funniest thing... I kind-of think that's a good thing for you. Now either Asher has to do everything for himself, Aidan has to help him or the SB has to do everything for him.
You are looking at a life of leisure! WooHoo