February 23, 2011

Awkward!

Oh, these hometown dates were awkward!

Chantel - You and your family managed to make Money Bags Womak feel like a pauper. Good on ya! Also, I don't know about Brad and you but Brad and Papa Bear are in love.

Ashley - "I saw your crown!" Wow, how romantic. Did you remind him to floss when you bid him farewell?

Shawntel - Oh sweetheart, 90% of funeral directors are married to other funeral directors. Okay, I just made that up but clearly, Brad isn't into it. Also not into it? Papa Bear. 

Emily - If you taught your daughter that 'you don't exist to me' skill regarding men, she caught on well. Day-um! Look, I want it to be you and Brad at the end but I've got a bad feeling for ya. He's not into Rikki Tik. He's just... not.

Next week - Booty Call week, the week every Bachelor signs up to be The Bachelor for. It's put out or get out. Or put out and then I'll put you out. Bwahahaha
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