January 4, 2011

Having Not Watched Brad's Previous Season

2 hours and all I can say is What the Sam Fuck is wrong with Vampire Girl? What a dumbass! Girls, the first impression gimmicks are lame so knock it off, mkay? Oh, and Brad was hotter when he was the one Bachelor in history who had some fucking integrity. Now? Not so much. But anyone is better than Luke or Duke or Jack or whatever his name was.

P.S. Who else saw the Scarlett Johansson and Hilary Swank look-alikes?

P.P.S. Who else is blissfully enjoying the Ali-less-ness of this season?

6 comments:

~aj~ said...

Hey, you ever have any questions about anything Bachelor related, I am the girl to ask...seeing as how I've seen all 21 of these stinking seasons!

During Brad's time with psycho vampire chick last night, Matt stopped in front of the tv and said, "Remind me again why you watch this crap?" And since I couldn't come up with a single good reason, I just told him to shut up and move away from the tv because he was blocking another gratuitous shot of Brad's abs. ;)

Kritta22 said...

I have it recording on Saturday so don't say anymore!

Anonymous said...

I was thinking the same thing about the vampire chick. I think the fact that she is even on that show is a joke. She needs to go. I really like Emily. A lot. :)

Lorie Shewbridge said...

OK, so this is Bachelor stuff you are talking about?
I saw something on Jay Leno that one of the girls slapped the bachelor, did that REALLY happen???

Kathleen said...

One girl definitely did slap him!
And when I saw Vampire Girl, I was just like, WHAT THE HECK!?!?
Ahhh, the show is so terrible, yet strangely fascinating and addicting...

Opto-Mom said...

I thought the Johansson look-alike was beautiful, but she had a very vacant look around the eyes. hello? Anyone home?

And Brad would be much hotter if he weren't constantly apologizing. And all of the fucking thank-yous! My Gawd! Thanking them for accepting a rose? Really? That's what the f*ck they are fighting for! They should be thanking you while you smile smugly.