In spite of all my blasphemous thoughts on Black Friday and those who participate, I must confess something to all of you.
I got up at 4am on Black Friday to go to Wal-Mart to get a damn Nintendo DS for Aidan.
Oh the shame! And also the satisfaction that comes with proving myself right.
Let me just say this - Every year on Black Friday, inside the Super Wal-Mart in Mena, Arkansas, a portal to HELL opens up at 5am. So if you're looking to go, now you know where to find it.