November 19, 2010

Stuff I Don't Care About

I don't give one shit about Prince William and Kate Middleton or their wedding. I don't care when she's going to have a baby. I don't care that he gave her his mother's ring. I just don't care. You've seen his father, right? That's what he's going to look like so don't get too excited, Katie. Also, I'm irritated that I even know all that stuff about them.

I don't give a damn about Michael Douglas' ex-wife trying to get money for some movie he was in 600 years ago. Don't you have enough money already, Mike? You can't take it with you, ya know?

Don't care that Eva Longoria Parker and Tony Parker are divorcing. Another Hollywood divorce, I'm shocked! Or I was right all along, whatever.

Don't even care that Gwyneth Paltrow is going country. I didn't even know she had gone music.

I'm not interested in the Gosselin girls getting expelled from school. Like, who didn't see them being the mean girls? Although to be fair we thought it would be in high school, not elementary.

Lindsay Lohan's drug problems, Snooki's antics, Bret Michaels banging Achy Breaky's Wife, and Katie Perry in a constant state of cleavage - I. don't. care. Which is odd because usually I'm all over that trash. 


Opto-Mom said...

Sniff....I think my little Martian Mommy is growing up.

It does get annoying when people act like they are shocked about Hollywood divorces. "Because they were sooooo, like, perfect together, ya know? I mean, like, I thought they would, like, be together, ya know, like, foreverrrr!"

Sassofrass said...

I had NO Idea Bret was bangin' Mrs Achy Breaky! Nice!

Ordie O. said...

Listen to NPR, instead. And watch PBS. I do and I don't know any of these people. Except Michael Douglas and Gwyneth.

breanneryanmurray said...

like i've said before... i swear we have the same brain!!! ha ha, :D

although i am convinced that at least one of the gosslin girls with grown up to be a porn star, ha ha!! you just know it!

Anonymous said...

Isn't it amazing how much crap your brain absorbs?? It's not like we're sitting down glued to the celeb channels, this crap just shuffles thru the news stations and seeps into our heads.. It's crazy.. I'm with Odie.. Anymore PBS is my channel of choice..

Lorie Shewbridge said...

You know what.... I don't care about any of that shit either!