Whoever searched for Help! My kids are ungrateful brats! You don't know how happy that makes me. I mean I hate it for you that your kids are brats but I'm happy as hell that it's not just my kids. Moms like us got to stick together, ya know?
Who needs drugs when you have kids? Um, me. An absence of my crazy pills would likely lead to an absence of my children. It is through pharmaceuticals that I am even remotely effective as a parent.
Kuwait ass. I can't even begin to fathom where you might be going with that.
Happy Birthday Sexy One. Yeah, Happy Birthday to someone whose other half thinks you're sexy.
Why won't Verizon leave Alltel alone? I don't know! They're kinda like the big bad school-yard bully.