November 18, 2010

My Favorite Search

Whoever searched for Help! My kids are ungrateful brats! You don't know how happy that makes me. I mean I hate it for you that your kids are brats but I'm happy as hell that it's not just my kids. Moms like us got to stick together, ya know?

Who needs drugs when you have kids? Um, me. An absence of my crazy pills would likely lead to an absence of my children. It is through pharmaceuticals that I am even remotely effective as a parent.

Kuwait ass. I can't even begin to fathom where you might be going with that.

Happy Birthday Sexy One. Yeah, Happy Birthday to someone whose other half thinks you're sexy.

Why won't Verizon leave Alltel alone? I don't know! They're kinda like the big bad school-yard bully.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahaha!!!!!

Anonymous said...

OMG my daughter was a mega b..rat this morning... she goes.. (as I'm brushing her hair) "Hey Momma, G-O-T-O-H-E-L-L." It was all I could do from droppin' her ass... breath in breath out... LOOOORRRDDDD HELP US! ilmao

Penny said...

How do you learn where people search from? I am curious, and slightly scared, about where people find me lol.

My kids can be complete and utter brats. They are all girls: 14, 10 and 9. I am permanently screwed lol.

Penny said...

Oh, and AshMoleigh, I *would* have dropped her A-S-S lol!!

Amanda said...

Penny - I use StatCounter to see searches.

Anonymous said...

@ Penny if she didn't have to go to school lol.. she'da been in bed recovering ILMAO

Staci said...

It always amazes me what people search for!

Anonymous said...

Hysterical! My sister takes crazy pills too and that's what she calls them! When I took them I used to call them my please don't kill the children pills.. :)
Right now I need a please don't kill the annoying fucking barking dog pill!