November 5, 2010

I Might Die

No, I think it's entirely possible. In 3 days I will be running my first 5K. A little thing called The Annual Beer & Bagel Off-Road Run. Only I didn't know about the 'off-road' part when I signed up. Sure, I saw the words 'off-road' but I just figured... I don't know what I figured but now I'm scared.

Also, the flyer I saw SKINNY BITCH! said 3ish miles. Now all of a sudden it's 4ish miles. I'm gonna die-ish. I get all signed up and then someone mentions something about a creek and climbing out of a ravine up a rope in past years. I got an email that contained phrases such as 'You will be running through the woods, in tall grass, and across a small creek, so dress appropriately. Bring dry clothes to change into after the race." 


And, when we leave home on Sunday morning at 6am, because of the damn time change it will actually be like 5am. Fabulous! 

Wait, is that right? Fall back so what is 6 am will be like 7am. Or 5am? Aw shit! Why can't they just leave the damn time alone?!?!

Oh my God, ya'll! And the Mr won't let me ditch it, something about $40 and broadcasting that I was running to the whole internet. 


♥.Trish.♥ Drumboys said...

I be cheering for you from down under ...
Of course you can do !

Texan Zombie Goddess said...

See, that is why I keep my mouth *shut* when people mention maranthons lol!! Good luck to you and we do expect pics of the death race we have been hearing you yap about forever lol!

BTW, the "Beer and Bagel Off-Road Run"? The "Alcohol and Carbs Off-Road Run"? For some reason that just cracks me up!

Anonymous said...

Niiicceee.. Sounds like def. nipple bleeding and shitting about to commence! :)
Not reeallllyyyy... You'll do fine... :)

Teisha said...

You'll be so proud of yourself after you accomplish this - as you're picking burrs out of your ass. Good luck!

Amanda said...

Run, run as fast as you can!!!!

In the opposite direction!!!

:) I gots jokes.

Amanda Mae said...

The good news is, we are falling back, so you'll actually be getting an extra hour of sleep instead of one less!