Dude! I had no idea that having children would make it possible for me to intimately familiar with every public restroom within 40 miles of wherever I live. Most people haven't spent a half hour in a Verizon Wireless store bathroom. Oh yes, a half hour. Asher takes f o r e v e r to do the doo.
I found the perfect name for the new blog. PERFECT, I tell you! There is not another blog by this name, yet some jackass uses the domain name (.com) for a blog with a different title. I don't want to use a .net or .org or .whatthefuckever. She has the friggin' twitter handle, too. And hasn't used either in a year. I hate not being able to control the universe!
I'm on book #39 this year. Goodreads' book swap program is my bestest friend! And possibly the bane of my husband's existence. Something about me not paying attention and nose in a book or some such shit, I don't know, I was reading.
That is all.