October 28, 2010

Maybe They Don't Have Kids

Dear Makers of Yoohoo,

Correct me if I'm wrong here but I believe your product is primarily for children. If this is indeed the case, can you explain to me why, for the love of God, it comes in a glass bottle? Have you ever met a child? Ever taken a glass shard in the heel 16 days after one of the little crumb snatchers got their grubby hands on a glass bottle? That shit is like shrapnel. The blast radius is an average of 120 times wider when a child breaks glass as opposed to when an adult does. So again I ask you, why does Yoohoo come in a glass bottle? 

Sincerely,
Questioning Your Sanity in Iowa
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