October 28, 2010

Maybe They Don't Have Kids

Dear Makers of Yoohoo,

Correct me if I'm wrong here but I believe your product is primarily for children. If this is indeed the case, can you explain to me why, for the love of God, it comes in a glass bottle? Have you ever met a child? Ever taken a glass shard in the heel 16 days after one of the little crumb snatchers got their grubby hands on a glass bottle? That shit is like shrapnel. The blast radius is an average of 120 times wider when a child breaks glass as opposed to when an adult does. So again I ask you, why does Yoohoo come in a glass bottle? 

Sincerely,
Questioning Your Sanity in Iowa

6 comments:

Penny said...

That is a damn good question!!

cbs111 said...

Amen Sista!

Cassie said...

Glass should be outlawed.

Nancy@ifevolutionworks.com said...

They make it in cans and "juice" boxes too, fyi. The glass is for us oldtimers :)

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Dgrocery&field-keywords=yoo-hoo

Anonymous said...

I KNOW!! What is wrong with these companies??

Opto-Mom said...

YooHoo should be outlawed.