October 3, 2010

I'm Going To Regret This

I think there comes a point in every blogger's blog life where they just share too much. Maybe it's an attempt to be real. I'm not really sure what I'm about to try to prove.

The scene; me and the Mr on the couch, Asher crawling all over us. At one point his hand very briefly slid close to my, how shall I put this?, my lower girl parts. He jerks his hand back and it begins...

Asher: Ugh, what'th in there?

Me: (thinking there was a toy or something under me) What? Nuthin'.

Asher: (reaching for the area again) What'th in there, mama?

Me: Nothing, Asher! Get back!

Asher: It'th nathy in there!

Mr: Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! - (really, it was too long) and when he could breath again, Put that on the blog!

Later, we were laughing about the little shit and the Mr wondered aloud why he would say that. I may or may not have become defensive and theorized that it was just warm because my legs were together (as a ladies legs should be!) He scoffed and said Oh sure, you got any more excuses why your crotch is nasty? You won't be reading any more stories about that smart ass!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

ILMAO!!! I had to bring my husband in here to read to him why I almost died laughing!!

Lorie and Bill Shewbridge said...

You made me snort!! I only do that when someone writes really good and it is really funny.
My hubby thought it was hysterical and it made him glad our kids are all grown up and I've had a hysterectomy! TeeHee

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! How did I miss THIS?!!! OMG.. I love your whole family!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Opto-Mom said...

Warm....that must be it!

My grandma told me once that to prevent pregnancy, all you have to do is take an aspirin. HUH? She said, "Yes, you take an aspirin and put it between your knees and don't dare let it fall out." I miss my grandma!!!