October 24, 2010

A Dilemma

Skinny Bitch got me into a BUNCO group here and I went for the first time on Thursday night. The last BUNCO group I was in was fine but you never heard the F word, it was completely theme-less, zero alcohol flowed and someone's head might have exploded if I whipped out a cigarette. This new BUNCO group? Imagine you walk into a room filled with 13 women who look like they make regular appearances on the society pages. Now close your eyes and imagine the dialogue and vocabulary is like you're standing on the deck of the USS Chafee. Alcohol flows from beer fountains and there are several smoke breaks in which everyone participates. It's like my own personal wet dream, ya'll. Now if I can just manage to speak to anyone other than Skinny Bitch next time...

One of the gals had a purse. A Miche Bag. Who else knew about these and didn't tell me? Holy shit, I have to have one of these. One specific one actually, the Sophia large. Where the hell is my PR pitch from Miche, my free product to review and keep as my very own?

Here's my dilemma, should I really be the girl who shows up next time with exactly the same purse? Doesn't sound like a great idea to me. And no, I can't just not bring that purse to BUNCO because hello, what's the point of having a bitchin' bag if you can't show it off to everyone? 

New friends or bitchin' bag? Tough decision.

7 comments:

That one girl said...

Bag, hands down. Duh.

And the group sounds cool so really, it will be a huge compliment and they will like you. They might make fun of you but like you.

It looks GORGEOUS!

Penny said...

This is a question? Bitchin' bag!!!1

Ordie O. said...

I don't get purses. I don't like any of them except once I saw one at T.J. Maxx but it was over $600. How is that possible?

Anonymous said...

Beautiful bag, get it and show it off!

Anonymous said...

Ohh, I just wanna' touch that bag!

And uh, yeah, ditto, ditto from your friends up top - Bitchin' bag trumps new friends..

Teisha said...

Definitely bag. This other chick will probably be flattered (and then maybe talk behind your back but only for like a second before she gets wasted and forgets all about it) you copied her.

Stephanie said...

Gotta have the bag. I have a small Miche and love it. If she's cool (and who wants to be her friend anyway if she's not cool) then she'll see it as a compliment. You can always get another (or three or four more) new shell to swap out if you feel awkward using the Sophia in your new group.