A talent of mine.
Is it too early to quit this 30 Day shit? I'm bored.
A talent of mine? I'm pretty talented at using the F word in creative ways. My talent for overlooking a pile of laundry is exceptional. I have a natural talent for pissing people off. Also for getting pissed off.
I don't have much of a talent for cooking or crafts or decorating. Or for sticking with stuff I don't excel at right off. Or suffering anyone's bullshit in silence for any amount of time.
I possess a wicked talent for holding a grudge - occasionally I'll make nice but then kicks in my talent for not forgetting what an asshole you were and therefore always will be in my eyes.
I lack mathematical talent beyond simple addition and subtraction. I also lack control of my middle finger should anyone remark that my math deficit or any other perceived shortcoming might be linked to the state in which I was raised and educated.
But I've been told I have a hell of a talent for writing a scathing blog post.
Tomorrow, a hobby of mine.
7 comments:
But you have an almost mythical ability in the usage of getting your point across via blog. That is a talent to me :).
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! This is HYSTERICAL!!!!
Wow, you're talented at like eleventy billion things! Impressive!
PS - bravo for sticking with the 30 days challenge. You've lasted much longer than I did.
Haha. I'm impressed you are still going! I'm lame, would of been lucky if I got to day five!
Love your talents!
bahahhaha we have so many of the same talents...love it!
Your blogging is defiantly a talent. :) lol! And brave too, for I couldn't go 30 days. No way, no how. haha!
You're very organized and you're funny as hell.
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