A talent of mine.
Is it too early to quit this 30 Day shit? I'm bored.
A talent of mine? I'm pretty talented at using the F word in creative ways. My talent for overlooking a pile of laundry is exceptional. I have a natural talent for pissing people off. Also for getting pissed off.
I don't have much of a talent for cooking or crafts or decorating. Or for sticking with stuff I don't excel at right off. Or suffering anyone's bullshit in silence for any amount of time.
I possess a wicked talent for holding a grudge - occasionally I'll make nice but then kicks in my talent for not forgetting what an asshole you were and therefore always will be in my eyes.
I lack mathematical talent beyond simple addition and subtraction. I also lack control of my middle finger should anyone remark that my math deficit or any other perceived shortcoming might be linked to the state in which I was raised and educated.
But I've been told I have a hell of a talent for writing a scathing blog post.
Tomorrow, a hobby of mine.
