October 19, 2010

30 Days, Day 19

A talent of mine.

Is it too early to quit this 30 Day shit? I'm bored. 

A talent of mine? I'm pretty talented at using the F word in creative ways. My talent for overlooking a pile of laundry is exceptional. I have a natural talent for pissing people off. Also for getting pissed off. 

I don't have much of a talent for cooking or crafts or decorating. Or for sticking with stuff I don't excel at right off. Or suffering anyone's bullshit in silence for any amount of time. 

I possess a wicked talent for holding a grudge - occasionally I'll make nice but then kicks in my talent for not forgetting what an asshole you were and therefore always will be in my eyes.

I lack mathematical talent beyond simple addition and subtraction. I also lack control of my middle finger should anyone remark that my math deficit or any other perceived shortcoming might be linked to the state in which I was raised and educated.

But I've been told I have a hell of a talent for writing a scathing blog post. 

Tomorrow, a hobby of mine.

7 comments:

Penny said...

But you have an almost mythical ability in the usage of getting your point across via blog. That is a talent to me :).

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! This is HYSTERICAL!!!!

Teisha said...

Wow, you're talented at like eleventy billion things! Impressive!

PS - bravo for sticking with the 30 days challenge. You've lasted much longer than I did.

That one girl said...

Haha. I'm impressed you are still going! I'm lame, would of been lucky if I got to day five!

Love your talents!

Ariana said...

bahahhaha we have so many of the same talents...love it!

Izzy, Emmy 'N Alexander said...

Your blogging is defiantly a talent. :) lol! And brave too, for I couldn't go 30 days. No way, no how. haha!

Ordie O. said...

You're very organized and you're funny as hell.