This may or may not be a mommy-blog. It's certainly a mommy-blog that holds the word fuck in high regard. I assumed that in itself would exclude me from the mommy centric stuff. Apparently not. I get offers to review baby slings - hello, my kids are 3 and 6! - when what I really want to review is a 4 star resort in the Bahamas or a GMC Acadia. It's like no one actually reads this blog. They just see the cartoon martian in the header and the word kids in the title and BAM! Pitch the bitch some organic chicken nuggets, see if she bites.
And that is why shit is gonna change around here.
I know, I know, it changes all. the. time. But this time I'm talking about a whole new ball game. New design, new title, new domain. Rest assured, this does not mean I'm going to stop bitching about my kids because hello, they're kind of a pain in the ass and therefore excellent blog fodder. Just the outward appearance/theme/genre will be much less kid-y. My domain registration runs out in April of 2011 so that's the big date. In the meantime I already know who I'm going to have design it - you know who you are, skank - but my loyal readers (all 7 of you) get to help me come up with a new title and tag line.
There are rules
1. The word mom or any variation of it - mama, mommy, mum, mother, or ma - is prohibited
2. No references to kids, this thing is about ME
3. As much as I adore the language of profanity, no curse words
4. It must be short - at least shorter than My Kids Might Be Martians cuz, damn!