September 2, 2010

Pity Should Be Unconditional

For the past week+ I've been dying. 

No, really, DYING. 

I've got a sinus infection or an allergy to, I don't know, air? or I've somehow caught the bubonic plague or scarlet fever. Whatever it is, it sucks. I've called to whine to my mom about it a couple times and finally she inquired as to why it was that I was bitching instead of going to the dr. When I told her it was because I don't want to get weighed she withdrew her pity. She then proceeded to cackle a half breathless cackle and went into a mock conversation with the Mr - I'm sorry, she wouldn't let us weigh her so we didn't know how much medication to give her. I'm afraid we lost her. Bwahahahaha! 

She's  hysterical, that one!


Texan Zombie Goddess said...

That was always my excuse too lol.

breanneryanmurray said...

at least that way the nurse can't tell you, "WOW (mouth hanging open and everything)... you carry your weight well, i would have never thought you weighed that much!"

WTF!?! was that supposed to be a compliment!?!

Opto-Mom said...

Just tell them you defer the whole weighing procedure.

Unknown said...

i hope you feel better soon.

Michelle said...

Get well soon!

Lorie Shewbridge said...

I'm so sorry that I just burst out laughing hysterically... but not AT you, just at what your mom said.
I totally understand what you mean, when I have to go to the doctor for a scheduled appointment, I don't eat anything but soup and water for like a week before the appt.
However, I now know where you and Aidan get your wonderful sense of humor!
Hope you got over it really quickly.