We went downtown in Omaha on Sunday. Found a spot 2 blocks away from where we were going. Put several quarters in the meter. Got where we were going. Kids acted like assholes, we left. Several quarters wasted. Kids decide to try to act normal, I found another spot. Put several quarters in. Get to where we're going. Find out that you don't have to feed the meter on Sundays. Fan-fucking-tastic!
Also? The time and place that God does not bless - pick up time at school. I should totally be runnin' shit, that's all I can say about that.
Oh, oh! Let's not forget about birthday party planning for Asher's 3rd birthday. Now, first off, I'm not thrilled about him turning 3. For one, once he's 3, it's 5 bucks to take him to see a movie instead of free. Costs $4 to ride the Sky-Fari at the zoo instead of free. $9 to go to the Children's Museum instead of, you guessed it, free. I dig free, it's way more my style. As far as decorations... I started shopping early considering what happened last time. The decor will be Dinosaurs. No, of course there are no dino decorations at Wal-Mart. Or Target. Or the shitty little party store close to us. I'd just like to know who exactly the hell I killed in a previous life.
And finally, the Home Owners Association of our development - of which I am now the Vice President of. I KNOW! They have no idea what they've unleashed upon themselves. Much more on that soon. I smell a blog series coming - possibly entitled something like HOA, Are You Fucking Kidding Me Right Now? or HOA, They've All Been Lobotomized. So much blog fodder potential!