August 15, 2010

Is This What The Term Ass Breath Refers To?

Aidan interrupted my beauty rest this am by barging in and yelling about Asher.

Mom! Asher stinks! He must have pooped. You need to change him!

He doesn't wear diapers, Aidan. Are you sure? Does he have poop on him?

I don't know, but he stinks!

Asher, come here.

*Asher stomps in and immediately pulls down his pants to show me his bare but poopless butt*

Aidan, he did not poop. Leave him alone.

*Overheard from the my room*

See, Aidan! I didn't poop! Me big guy!

Oh my God, Asher it's your BREATH! Your breath stinks! You HAVE to brush your teeth! Yuck!

9 comments:

mommy23monkeys said...

LMAO!! That's hysterical! I have a sweet faced angle boy with the worse ass breath ever! He puts grown men to shame.r

Kirby said...

Thats freaking hilarious!

Megan said...

My brother. MY BROTHER. OH. My brother. That is really all I can say.

Crazy Brunette said...

HAHAHA!!!

The youngest mini CB always tells me,

"Ewww, Mom you breathe mells like moke."

My breathe smells like smoke... well if they weren't such little shits, I wouldn't have to smoke so much damnit!

ummmhello said...

We call that Dragon Breath at our house!

Stacie's Madness said...

hahaha. well. at least he didn't poop in his pants... lol

Ordie O. said...

Some people are just never satisfied. :-)

Lorie and Bill Shewbridge said...

Those kids are just too funny.
I can't believe that they woke you up for that. Did you ever get back to sleep?

Jennifer Haas said...

Love it!!! Last week my son told me my morning breath smelled like dead fish!!!! LOL..