August 5, 2010

Celebrity Thursday Thirteen

I've been working this one up in my head for awhile now. It's easy, actually, because celebrities piss me off fairly often. And I don't ever feel bad for ripping on them because, well, they're rich and beautiful so I figure they got it coming. 

There are so many to chose from for this list - Lindsay Lohan, but then I've kinda already let her have it. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, but I've voiced my opinion on them before. Heidi Spencer or Pratt or whateverthehellhernameis, but you can only make fun of crazy to a point and then it's just sad. Julia Roberts, but I don't want to feel the wrath of the But she's America's Sweetheart! Pretty Woman! How can you not like her?!?!? Brigade. I'd like to slap Charlie Sheen but he'd probably like it. Mel Gibson lost his shit again but he scares me so I'll leave that alone right now. 

Today, all 13 slots are taken up by the one and only Gisele Bundchen. This bitch takes up with that dumb jock Tom Whatever either before or way too fucking soon after the prick dumps his pregnant girlfriend. Then she totes the boy around any papparazzi she can scare up. Then she gets knocked up and talks about how it's not necessary to gain weight while pregnant. Oh shut the fuck up! Then she births her own ticket to the tabloid pages and spouts off about how painless birth was. Oh shut the mother fuck up! Then this bitch keeps running her damn head and waxes poetic about how it should be worldwide law that women breastfeed for 6 months. Please, Miss Perfect, stick to showing your ass on the runway and shut the FUCK up already! 

8 comments:

Kirby said...

Amen. haha!

Teisha said...

Couldn't agree more!

Kritta22 said...

Oh my stink!!

Where have I been? I love the new blog look.

How are you?

Megan said...

Didn't you know? Being hot gives you a free pass to also be mind-blowingly horrible. I mean come on, look at her superhuman glamour! We lesser humans don't know what it's like. We have to deal with all those pesky "morals" and "common decencies" and "not wearing designer brand socks" (that last one is just my woe. My poor feet.)

Oh well. Pop culture giveth, and pop culture taketh away.

Susan said...

I couldn't have said it ANY better!! She really pissed me off w/ that stupid "Breast Feeding" comment. You know there are some women in this world (like me!!) who WANTED very badly to breast feed their babies! But werent able to b/c their milk doesn't come in properly! SO I really wish miss "perfect" would just shut the fuck up!!

Farmers Wifey said...

I bloody well agree with you..

cbs111 said...

Agreed!

Like the new look too!

Lorie and Bill Shewbridge said...

Bravo!! {Giving you a standing ovation!!}