July 8, 2010

A Few Things

My luck, she may be a changin' - I won 2 things in the last few weeks. A Wii game from Firefly Blog and a blog makeover from Designs by Vheil. My Sponsored Tweets is finally at a payout level, an old sponsor contacted me and wants to place their ad again, AND that same company chose me to review a totally awesome product that I am in desperate need of and would have never bought for myself. So, yay me!

That marks the end of my positiveness, let's get back to the true spirit of this blog, shall we?

The boys and I leave for Arkansas next Tuesday and we'll be there until the end of July. That part is awesome and I can't wait! The part I'm not looking forward to is the endless hours in the car with the two of them hitting, kicking, biting, punching, spitting, screaming, arguing, whining, and basically making me crazy. I ordered wireless headphones so I don't have to listen to Chicken Little seventeen times in a row so it's possible that could save their young lives but it's really a toss up. Check back for updates to find out for sure. I don't have much hope for them.

Before we leave, Aidan will turn 6. That means only 12 more years until we can legally kick him out of the house. He told me recently that he was going to always live with me and I may have scared him by laughing maniacally for 3 solid minutes. So we're having a soccer themed birthday party on Saturday. Ya think anyone has bothered to RSVP? Nope. So we could have 15 people. Could have 35. Who knows? Makes for difficult planning. People are assholes.

I finally saw Eclipse. Alone. Yes, I'm a loser. I've gotta say, I liked this one! Kristen Stewart irritated me significantly less than she has in the past 2 movies and I think she went the whole movie without biting her bottom lip. Yes, I was watching for it. Yes, I'm a petty, judgy, bitch like that. Anyway, she played human pretty well so she's improving. I found Jacob less hot this time - and now he's legal, go figure! I still think Patty Boy is no Edward but I've decided that the Twilight books and the Twilight movies are two completely separate stories to me so I guess he's ok as movie Edward.

Um, I'm gaining weight like it's my fucking JOB and I'm working OVERTIME and it's pissing me off. And if one more skinny bitch says "move more, eat less", I'm gonna lose. my. shit. I'm talking to you, Jillian, you fucking Freak of Nature Nazi Drill Sergeant! I ever meet you in a dark alley, I'm gonna use the velocity behind my fat ass to pin you down and feed you your 30 Day Shred DVD and my hand weights. 

That's all for now. 


Crystal said...

Congrats about all of the great stuff in the first paragraph.
I hope you have fun in Arkansas.
I still haven't seen Eclipse since my hubby won't go with me, so I might just have to go see it alone too.
I couldn't agree with you more on the weight gaining stuff - it truly pisses me off when skinny people act like it's just so easy to lose weight. Bitches.

breanneryanmurray said...

oh my GOD! i swear we share the same brain! except i haven't won shit, and we are stuck at home ; )

Lorie Shewbridge said...

I'm really happy for you that you won that stuff and that you're gonna get to do a review for something that you really need. WooHoo
I now also pity you about the car ride with the kids - bummer. But you know, duct tape works wonders!
Not at all a Twilight fan, it's right up there with "reality" TV in my book. :-\
I cannot STAND Jillian, so I would be right behind you cheering you on as you force fed her. I would hand you everything I own to shove down her throat and be holding her feet down at the same time. She is an evil witch!! I cannot believe they gave her another TV show or WHY people listen to her or put up with all the crap she gives them.
HUFF!! Done yelling now, sorry!

Anonymous said...

Congrats :) :) :) and I hope you'll have fun in Arkansas!!!!
Oh Eclipse is great alone or not LOL and she is a little you know...LOL I guess I am a little petty,judgy, bitch like that too ;)
ROFL about Jillian!

Ordie O. said...

She gets on my nerves, too (the Twilight gal). Jillian, I don't mind cuz I don't BUY HER EXERCISE DVDS.