Aidan's best one this week...
Oh man, I farted and a little bitta poop came out!
And some via Asher...
Asher - Mama, I want candy, I peed.
Me - You get candy for pooping, not pee pee.
Asher - But Mama, I farted!
Me - Asher Matthew, that is ENOUGH!
Asher - No, it NOT enough!
Asher - Yuck! You kissed me on my face! *wipes cheeks feverishly*