June 15, 2010

The One With The Psycho Bachelor

Look at me, not blogging about the Bachelorette on the night it airs.  I just have a couple quick observations.

Kasey,
Do you remember Tenley from last season?  I think you two have something in common but I can't for the life of me think of what.  It's on the tip of my tongue... oh yeah, your voices drive me up the wall!  Stop talking.  And quit being creepy.  "Hopefully she'll hand me a rose..."  Yeah, or a restraining order, psycho.  "You guys are all diamonds are in my heart..."  Dude. I'm. crying. 

Weatherman,
I know what happened, you only heard the "live with 15 guys for several weeks" part and not the part about a girl being involved.  It all makes sense now!  Although I would think maybe they'd frisk you guys to confirm a penis but you snuck through so...

Justin,
Shut the fuck up, liar liar pants on fire!

That's all for today.

3 comments:

ThisMamaRAZZI said...

Hahahahahahaha! Well said. What's up with hot Jesse getting the boot and creepy creepers staying? Maybe it was his singing and original songs that intrigue dippy Allie. GROSS! I LMFAO at the radio silence when he was finished. Each time.

P.S. I used to blog at When two becomes three but threw in the towel for a photoblog. Come visit!

Stacie's Madness said...

weatherman didn't hear ANYTHING cause he was too busy fucking talking.

Lorie Shewbridge said...

You always make me laugh with these... thank you. Then I remember that I'm so glad I don't watch the show.
I only wish you would tweet while it was on, then I could laugh more times during the week.
Oh, yeah, what's with the guy with the hurt foot that keeps changing sides? I saw that on AOL??