June 15, 2010

The One With The Psycho Bachelor

Look at me, not blogging about the Bachelorette on the night it airs.  I just have a couple quick observations.

Do you remember Tenley from last season?  I think you two have something in common but I can't for the life of me think of what.  It's on the tip of my tongue... oh yeah, your voices drive me up the wall!  Stop talking.  And quit being creepy.  "Hopefully she'll hand me a rose..."  Yeah, or a restraining order, psycho.  "You guys are all diamonds are in my heart..."  Dude. I'm. crying. 

I know what happened, you only heard the "live with 15 guys for several weeks" part and not the part about a girl being involved.  It all makes sense now!  Although I would think maybe they'd frisk you guys to confirm a penis but you snuck through so...

Shut the fuck up, liar liar pants on fire!

That's all for today.
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