June 5, 2010

Earth Is Off It's Axis

I only just now learned that the voice of Buzz Lightyear is not George Clooney!  I mean, really, how did this happen?  I've watched those movies HUNDREDS of times.  The universe is off kilter in some way.  Tim Allen is Buzz?  The whole time!?!?  Am I being Punk'd? 

Also making my universe feel off?  The stink of my children's feet.  Honestly, the aroma is inhuman and quite frankly it's disturbing. They are 5 and 2, how is it possible for their feet to reek like that?  We can't even keep their shoes in the house anymore.

Aidan has been on Summer Vacation for roughly 28 hours now.  It's going to be a long 74 days...

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