June 5, 2010

Earth Is Off It's Axis

I only just now learned that the voice of Buzz Lightyear is not George Clooney!  I mean, really, how did this happen?  I've watched those movies HUNDREDS of times.  The universe is off kilter in some way.  Tim Allen is Buzz?  The whole time!?!?  Am I being Punk'd? 

Also making my universe feel off?  The stink of my children's feet.  Honestly, the aroma is inhuman and quite frankly it's disturbing. They are 5 and 2, how is it possible for their feet to reek like that?  We can't even keep their shoes in the house anymore.

Aidan has been on Summer Vacation for roughly 28 hours now.  It's going to be a long 74 days...

6 comments:

AngieB said...

You've made me feel so much better! I thought I was totally out of touch with what was going on in the world, but even I knew that Tim Allen was Buzz! DANG! Pardon me while I go feel very hip and cool.

Ann said...

Time to load up on Lysol for those stinky shoes. It only gets worse.

*You've reminded me that I need to pick some up too!*

The Wrenns said...

This time of year, I'm always jealous of teachers and SAHMs because of the summer "vacation"--until I realize I'd be stuck with my little monsters 24 hours a day for 3 months. That picture says it all--I'd be losing my mind! My young kids have some serious funk going on with their feet too...

MoonNStarMommy said...

So we are finally getting settled and I'm finally feeling bloggy again... so I'm stopping by to catch up :) I think I maybe stealing your jackass neighbor title and giving it to mine...

And yes, the whole time Buzz has been Tim Allen... lol... {pats you on back} it's okay... we all have those moments. Stinky feet, CHECK! Only there are 10 in my house, not counting mine, cuz they smell like roses! And as for summer vacation, such is my life, my kids don't go anywhere...

Lorie Shewbridge said...

God, I don't miss those days of summer vacation with two little boys after two days with them saying, "I'M BORED!!!"
My oldest's son's feet were SO bad that (after mom) his first words were "tinky feet." We bought Odor Eaters powder by the case until he was 16.
Love the cartoon mom! TeeHee - Just remember to keep the pool filled.

Stacie's Madness said...

hahaha, you thought it was georgey??

It's always been Tim Allen, since #1...

I love those movies and can't wait to see the 3rd.