June 23, 2010

Do They Screen For Crazy When Casting The Bachelorette?

I'm not blogging about The Bachelorette this season, I've told you all I wouldn't do that to you. And now with that disclaimer out of the way...

I waited the entire episode waiting for Krazy Kasey to reveal the Stalker Tattoo. So did the Mr.  No shit, he was beside himself waiting for that to go down. In the meantime he got a kick out of some other stuff. Not that he was watching or anything...

My favorite moments of the evening included:

*When Wrestler Justin said the Championship Belt was Ali in this "wrestling match". Dude, you know this is gonna be on TV, don'tcha? Even the Mr said "Oh, Buddy, you better hope she never hears that!"

*When they showed Wrestler Justin inside the ice cave schmoozing Ali and then they cut to Krazy Kasey sitting outside in the snow like a toddler in time out. Because that's just funny.

*When Ali utters the phrase "The only thing Kasey has to do today is be normal."  Oh, is that all?  Ok, how's this for normal, BAM! *reveals tattoo which proves he's imbalanced.* 

*When basically 30 seconds after the big tattoo reveal, Justin and Ali fly off in the helicopter and leave Kasey's ass on the top of the glacier. God, I love this show!

*When Ali asks Chris N to tell her something exciting about himself and he says "I love Mexican food". I love Mexican food? So THAT'S why you get zero airtime, because you're essentially a human Ambien. Rock on, playa. 

9 comments:

Connie Weiss said...

I loved that Krazy Kasey was sitting outside like a toddler!

Human ambien....LOL!!

The Empress said...

Human ambien...you are too good.

I love that you're doing this..I can't watch it. Got kids around my ankles 24/7...but now I know what's going on.

Bless you...

~aj~ said...

Yes, they screen for it and then they cast them because dang...that is some good tv!

So who do you think has the girlfriend??? (I'm thinking they cast for that as well because from all the previews this season it looked like the only exciting thing to go down.)

Stacie's Madness said...

not that you're watching...but heellzz yeah...what a wack job.

I also thought it was HYSTERICAL (not that those with speach impediments are hysterical, but he was) when he was "frozen" and you couldn't understand a word he was saying...then they frickin subtitled him and it still said "????"

roflmao

ThisMamaRAZZI said...

Hilarious as usual! My fave part was Ali all drunk giving out the rose in the blue lagoon. Hilarious! I'm sure there were many out-takes that night.

The Red Headed Mama said...

I don't watch but my cousin was over and catching up online so I saw the tattoo part. OMG, really!? WHO DOES THAT???

Anonymous said...

LOL can you believe that I didn't watch this ;) maybe I should start LOL Thank you for visiting my blog today!

Tammy said...

I don't follow any of the Bachelor or Bachelorette shows. They seem so fake to me.

Lorie Shewbridge said...

I so love that you are NOT blogging about this... it gives me my weekly laugh at Reality TV, and my reasurance that I am SO totally right that I have chosen NOT to watch any of it.
What the heck was the tattoo of???