May 30, 2010

A Decent Title Escapes me

I'll go ahead and admit it, I didn't know until hours later that the guy singing Every Rose Has It's Thorn with Casey James on American Idol Wednesday wasn't Axl Rose.  So now you know... I don't watch Celebrity Apprentice and I don't look at the pictures when I read my Yahoo! News.  

That bug that flew into my mouth came out of my nose when I blew it the next morning.  Seriously, I couldn't make this shit up.

Aidan has a way of proving my points for me, even when that point is detrimental to him in some way.  For instance... He's not unlike his mother in the chubby department.  One afternoon I was joking with the Mr that Aidan and I were going to go away to Fat Camp this summer.  Aidan apparently overheard some portion of this and pipes in with "To eat dinner?!?!"  Point proven, thankyouverymuch.

In the spirit of full disclosure, if you tweet out racist, hateful, or otherwise ignorant tweets, I unfollow you and if you send me a message asking me why I unfollowed you and wondering if changing your stance on a particular issue will bring me back, I'm going to tell you that the only thing worse than an ignorant asshole is an ignorant asshole with no conviction. BLOCK!

I hate to keep admitting that the Mr may have been right about the sandbox but if the kids are the only ones who play in the sand, why is there a full cubic foot of sand in my bed and my bathtub?  Just askin'.

3 comments:

Mom of the Perpetually Grounded said...

A decent answer escapes me....but I admit my mind is even more full of questions now.

Lorie Shewbridge said...

This post is SO funny. I LOVE the one about the Fat Camp for the summer. Can I go with you and Aidan for dinner, I could really use it.
I am the same way when it comes to Twitter. I even block people that I see on TweetDeck who are assholes that I don't even know that I see on the hashtags I follow.
I think it's too funny about the sand from under the swingset. How are things going with the pool? TeeHee

Stacie's Madness said...

buaha, i love this post.

and I'm hungry.