Dear Sharon Stone,
Is NBC serious? You as the new ADA on Law & Order SVU? I'm sorry this isn't going to work out for me. Now I realize flashing your vag during an interrogation scene was the venue through which you shot to stardom but I don't think that opportunity is going to present itself on prime time. You might check with CBS though, they don't mind "wardrobe malfunctions", maybe they have a show for you. Get off my SVU!
Sincerely,
Not A Sharon Stone Fan
