Have you ever wondered why men snore so loudly at night? It's due to their balls covering their assholes and nowhere else for the gas to escape.
Thank you Random Facebook Status Updater
Me: "You're gonna have to go get some decking and cover that shit up!"
Mr: *intense death glare*
#1 Holly from Brothers & Sisters - because the only purpose she served was villain and now she's not even bad. Pick a character flaw and stick with it, will ya?
#2 ADA Jo Marlowe from Law & Order SVU - simply because Sharon Stone is playing her and I think I've been clear about how I feel about that.
#3 Rita Bennett from Dexter - because she's a NAG. Oh wait, they did kill her. Score!
#4 Kate from Lost - because OMG how many times can she get shot and live?!?! And because the Sawyer/Kate/Jack lust triangle is booooring....
#5 The Entire Cast of Happy Town - because that show blows!
#6 Any Character That Rob Lowe Plays - because playing Billy in St Elmo's Fire was the best he was ever gonna be.
#7 Charlie Harper from Two and a Half Men - because Sheen's offscreen antics are THAT bad.
#8 Christina from Grey's Anatomy - because clearly Owen isn't going to get it on with Teddy unless Christina is dead.
#9 Everyone from The Mentalist except Patrick Jane - because why else does anyone watch that show?
#10 Aaron Hotchner from Criminal Minds - because they've never killed off a major character and Hotch is my least fave.
#11 Ariel from Medium - because that girl does the Ugly Cry in every. single. episode.
#12 Addison and #13Naomi from Private Practice - because Addison is a slutbag and Naomi is a frigid bitch.
Brothers & Sisters - Robert dies, boo hoo, sucks to be Robert. Saul has AIDS, well it's always kinda sucked to be Saul. And water is what is going to save Ojai Foods? WATER? *huge eyeroll*
Private Practice - Dell! Really, Dell? Of all the asshole characters on that show and you kill Dell? Why not Addison, she's fucked everyone in the practice, I think her storyline is all but played out. And Cooper proposes to Charlotte? Dude, she better say no cuz Coop is a pussy of the highest order. Charlotte has a bigger set of balls than he does. *huge eyeroll*
Desperate Housewives - Ok, when Angie turned around, smirked, and waved at Crazy Ass Ex seconds before she blew him up, I might have actually made the "squee" sound. Eddie the psycho killer helping Lynette deliver the baby was LAME and a baby switched at birth? What show is this, The Young and the Restless? *huge eyeroll*
Whale? What the hell are you talking about?
Yeah, whale. It says right there, fried Orca.
Dude, that says fried OKRA, not Orca!
"Oh yeah, I know why. It's so you can stay inside and watch TV all day."