April 7, 2010

This Is How Sensitive I Am About My Age

Today I had lunch with Aidan at his school.

First, I must say that the blob they call "yummy spaghetti with tangy meat sauce" is actually spaghetti noodles that have been cooked approximately 36 minutes too long whipped up with Always Save tomato paste and barely cooked, bargain bin, ground head meat they pass off as hamburger. Ew!

I digress. The little girl who sat across from me played 600 Questions with me. I played along. Then she asked me how old I was and I lied through my teeth. I told her I was 29. I'm 9 days from the 2nd anniversary of my 29th birthday actually. I couldn't look her in the eye after that. I lied to a 6 year old about my age. I need help...
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