April 11, 2010

Does Anyone Else HATE To Go To Wal-Mart? Like REALLY HATE To Go?

I was assaulted at Wal-Mart. By white trash. Repeatedly.

She was on the phone the whole time even though she had an entire red-neck entourage trailing her.

....that's BULLSHIT! You don't think you gonna say you gonna buy me those tires and just change your mind! I need those fucking tires, Randy, don't know how many times.....

And mercifully she faded away. Half an hour later I meet her and she's still on the phone only now she's singing...

...♫♫Yeah, tootsie roll, let me see that tootsie roll, get up and roll, just make that tootsie♫♫...

Later when I was in line, here she comes STILL ON THE PHONE and gets in line behind me.

...gonna have a ruder waking when he gets home! Hell no! Took his Xbox, Playstation, Wii, radio, TV, and the Blu-ray player!

I try in vain to ignore her but she's just so fucking LOUD!

...No, get one, girl! I want a Chiuaua! What? Fuck that, you tell that asshole landlord that upstairs has a damn cat, why can't you have a little dog?!?! Hell, it's the same damn thing!...

Good God in a what I can only pray is a Wal-Mart-less Heaven, please don't ever let me be stuck in the same 100,000 square foot building with this woman ever again.


16 comments:

Mommy, I'm Home said...

This is one of a million reasons I steer clear of WalMart...

Diane said...

ewww i wont even go to that horrible place!! she sounds lovely, really she does... :/

Crystal said...

I HATE walmart too. With a passion. That woman sounds as bad as the rednecks here in Mississippi.

taaurus said...

I swear your in my head! You just summed up the reason I drive to a smaller nearby town and shop at their Walmart instead of going to the one in a nearby city (we don't have a Walmart in my town). Shopping at Walmart is traumatizing enough (especially if your claustrophobic) without having to be subjected to NO available parking (no parking: even though 90% of the people shopping there are yep, white trash, who walk or bus it. Who do all these cars belong to?? A mile away a Kmart sits with a total of 3 cars in the parking lot? What am I missing? Is Walmart REALLY that special?) and located conveniently between the trailer park & the welfare office so you and your 10 kids can stop in and shop on your way back from picking up your welfare check. Yep ~ I'll pass.

Mom of the Perpetually Grounded said...

I think she has a sister that shops in my grocery store. Maybe that's who she was talking to on the phone.

Cinnamon said...

"Ruder waking"? OMG, that one made me laugh harder than all the swear words!
:) Robin

AngieB said...

I read your post this morning and then made my husband read it before we went to Walmart to get mulch. Thanks to you we ventured no further than the garden section (whew).

Michelle said...

I HATE Wal-Mart. I drive 20 minutes to go to Target because our Wal-Mart is so awful. The last time I went to our Wal-Mart I was so upset with the horrible service and ghetto people I swore I would never go there again!

Rikki said...

Well obviously she had every right to yell at the top of her lungs, he *did* say he was gonna by her those tires, and she needs those fucking tires. I would have asked to be present for his ruder waking. It sounds entertaining.

Kritta22 said...

Oh gosh! That's just drama.

Was there any glaring from you?

I miss ya

Samantha said...

I don't care much for shopping at Wal-Mart either, but reading this this early in the morning, I was rolling when I got to the part of her singing Tootsie Roll :) I hope you never encounter her again on your shopping trips :)

@eloh said...

I can't even begin to list the reasons I hate Wal-Mart.

I HAVE to go in there at least once every three months....

We have nothing left except a hardware store, a grocery store and a Dollar store... everything else has been run out of business.

Unknown Mami said...

There are no Walmarts near me and the few times I've gone in other places, I am convinced that I am getting a glimpse of hell. Affordable hell.

Night Owl Mama said...

HEY so you ran into my neighbor hey!! LMAO

Stacie's Madness said...

so i took pictures for a friend...when she went to have them printed they requested a "photographer's" release...pictures looked professional to them. I was estatic. Deflated quickly by the shemale at WALMART that deemed them "professional" looking.

Lorie Shewbridge said...

We go to the Walmart that is a little farther from our house because it is a little better than the closer one. However, those same white trash bitches are there, plus we have several large Cuban families and the worst are the tourists (no offense to all you visitors) who do not know how to drive and ALL come together!!
I have perfected the "disgusted glare" when I hear someone talking like that either to each other or on the phone. I also will trip obnoxious little brats with my cane who try to run in front of me and almost knock me down because their mothers aren't paying attention.