March 11, 2010

Sometimes I Think To Myself, Really? Is This Really My Life?

I didn't write about it but I Twittered and told everyone on Facebook about it. Last week after the boys went to bed, Asher came upstairs mad as a wet hen talking about "Aidan pee on my bed!" followed by Aidan "He's a liar, I did not!". We looked at each other with the 'no. mother-fucking. way!' look and headed downstairs and yes, Aidan had very obviously peed off of the top bunk onto Asher's bed below, on the wall, on the curtains, and on the carpet. He explained later that he "just wanted to pee off the bed". Oh, well, in that case...

Just a few days later, after going through some stuff in the storage/playroom, Mr told me that he was pretty sure one of the boys had peed into an old TV down there. We tried to act like surely our kids wouldn't pee onto the electronics knowing full well that they damn sure would and more specifically that Aidan was most likely the culprit. Our suspicions were confirmed today when I was moving all of our stuff from that room into the locked storage room since clearly NOTHING is safe where they can get to it. The TV reeked of pee and it was all wet inside. Plus, Asher ratted him out.

Seriously? Do all boys do this shit or did we just get lucky? Aidan's always had his quirks, always been difficult, always made us shake our heads... It's not ODD, it's not Asperger's... he's his very own diagnosis and I'm not sure I'm going to survive my child-rearing years.

7 comments:

AngieB said...

Times like these are why God invented alcohol.

Stacie's Madness said...

my bubba? he likes to pee in the corner when he's in time out.

lovely creatures these boys are.

Cassie said...

Yeah my boys were peeing into the air conditioning vents when we first moved to our new home. Really nasty. and smelly. I think it is their passive agressive way of protesting.

Messy Mommy said...

Ya, sucks to be you. Raven pooped her pants twice yesterday and smeared it all over, if that makes you feel better.

MoonNStarMommy said...

Oooooooooooooooooooooh my oh my oh my. I think they all go through crap like that. I found a bottle downstairs that looks suspiciously like it had piss in it ... my spider dwelling teenager denied it, and I surely wasn't going to open it up to find out for sure.. he threw a piece of... crap ..... in our neighbors back yard (but that was totally deserved, ROFLMBO)... and I made him march over there and pick it up. We don't have a dog, or a cat, so guess who's it was...... seriously, I think they ALL go through that phase...

I keep telling Dennis that I won't ever not put a pair of pants on Kaedyn because he'd be the one who would sit there and take his diaper off and paint with his own poop, I've escaped that one so far, I have no intention of joining that club. Bad enough I am in other bad mommy clubs! LOL

Add me to your FB! My thingy for FB is on the side of my blog ... I'd be replying to your status all the time cuz you are one of the few people I would subscribe to and get on my phone.. LOL... FB stalking is the best!

@eloh said...

One of my little darlings once pee'd in his own dresser drawer full of clothes.... witnessed by a sibling passing by..... later I was able to catch him in the act...as of course he had done it more than once.

A nephew was found with a large open container of piss in his closet... just saving up...? for some future deed.

Lorie Shewbridge said...

I don't think mine ever peed in the house, at least not mine, maybe their dads, but I'm sure he deserved that! :-)
I do know that they went out their window (2nd floor) onto the kitchen roof to pee onto the back yard. They also peed outside all the time, they had target practice with their friends to see who could got the farthest, who could hit the target, etc.
I think it's just a boy thing. I know Aidan is his own special little boy, but I wouldn't worry about this one!