March 9, 2010

Is It A Requirement...

... to be a... wait for it... cunt! to work at the DMV?

Yeah, I said it!

I just want a damn class C drivers license. I'm not trying to fly a plane or a drive big rig or even a motorcycle so why must I have a recent utility bill, fingerprint card, background check, social security card, lie detector test, birth certificate, passport, and a letter from the doctor who delivered me? For Christ sake, I had a very obviously 30 year old CARBON COPY of the original certificate. Do you know the meaning of 'carbon copy'? How exactly do you imagine I faked that? I'd like to jack-slap thank you for your snide, condescending tone while you chided me for not having the correct paperwork and also for the wretched looks of pure irritation and asshole, constipated look on your face with every little sound Asher made in the HOURS we were there. He's fucking adorable, how can you not smile at him? And he wasn't even being a snot, he was in a great mood and being incredibly cute. You're a bitch.

Love,
Another Unsatisfied DMV Customer Who Curses Any Day Spent At The DMV

5 comments:

Cassie said...

They recruit in hell for DMV workers, didn't you know?

adrienzgirl said...

Yes. The have a personality test in order for anyone to work there. You must be A NUMERO UNO ASSHOLE, WHOLE ASS, SHIT FACE CUNT to work at the DMV.

Sorry, you stirred some repressed rage.

Thank God I am a good driver now and can renew online so I don't have to don the doors of that shithole!

@eloh said...

Last time I went they offered to put me in jail. I wrote about it a few months back.

Lorie Shewbridge said...

Oh... from the bowels of hell are the people that work at the DMV.
The questions on the application include are you mean, rotten, awful, rude, obnoxious, petty, condescending, never smile, and lazy?

MoonNStarMommy said...

OMG ..... I bow to you.... this should be hung in every DMV break room!