March 23, 2010

Ever Hear Of Mother's Wrath?

Dear Will,

Today Aidan came home and told me that you told him he could come to your house to play soccer and later said you were "tricking" and he can't come. Listen up, you little bastard, knock it off! I assure you I'm not "tricking" about whoopin' your little ass for being mean to my baby. He might be sweet enough not to realize you're being a punk but I smell bullshit. I'd like to thump you on the head but you'll probably just get the same look Ricky did for punching Aidan in the face and teaching him a new cuss word every day. I've got my eye on you, kid.

Love,
Aidan's Mom

3 comments:

CynthiaK said...

OK, I need you to come straighten out a few of my kids' friends, wouldja?

And at the same time, my own boys need a serious whoopin'! THey are nothing but freaking trouble today. I can't find the beer bottle opener soon enough... (did I say that?!)

Lorie Shewbridge said...

Oh, you go get him mama!! Don't you let anyone hurt our little Aidan!

~Ronda~ said...

There ya go! Let him have it!!