February 4, 2010

Overheard At My House

Here's a short list of things that even though I always knew I would have children, and more specifically that I'd have boys, I honest to God never thought I'd say, much less repeat several times a day.

"Get your hands out of your butt!"

"Why would you lick that?"

"Do not TRY to fart!"

"Quit slapping your penis!"

"Bath water is not for drinking."

"I don't want to smell your underwear."

"Where are your pants?"

"That will make you sick." *random mouthing* "Yes, it will!" *random mouthing* "Fine, eat it, don't come crying to me when you're sick."

15 comments:

Cinnamon said...

The penis one is my fave!
(Somethings just don't change with age, now do they? LOL!)
:) Robin

Diane said...

penis slapping huh? thank you god for giving me girls!!!!!!!!!

Cassie said...

I know. It is amazing how much discussion goes into farting and burping around here.

The Red Headed Mama said...

Add "get your fingers out of your nose", "Don't stand in front of the windows naked", or "You need to put clothes on before sitting at the dinner table" and you have my house, almost daily :)

Crystal said...

Those are so funny. I remember saying stuff like that to my nephews when they were little. I really hope I have a daughter.

Brenda Susan said...

A new favorite post!! Oh you've got my mind swirling with a similar list! Hmm!

Jessi said...

Hahahah! Sounds like my house! 2 boys would be just fun I bet ;)

Karen said...

I have girls...I think....well I do know I have one boy for sure, but after reading that list, I realize that I say most of those TO MY GIRLS.

Lorie Shewbridge said...

I laughed so hard at this, I almost peed my pants... but only because I have said some of those thing myself!! That is just hysterical. The other is "Don't throw that at your brother, some day he WILL be as big as you and will fight back!" - "Don't play with your cars in the toilet." - "How many times have I told you that only dogs eat out of the bowl like that? Use your fork!"

The Wrenns said...

Same thing around here with my three boys--fascination with butts, strange noises coming from bodily orifices, terrible smells, eating boogers...they come PROGRAMMED like that. I turn around and secretly laugh about it all--how can I not?

Kritta22 said...

You should take a poll to see how many people say these at least once this week!!

Kritta22 said...

I got 6 out of 8, in some form of the phrase! LOL Thank goodness connor hasn't found his penis yet. and he doesn't have underwear yet.

Notice the YET.

~Ronda~ said...

Thank God, He gave me a girl!! Thats funny shi-ate!!

bettyl said...

Sounds like our house! When you take the words out of context, it's really giggly!!

Louise said...

It's the same with girls...just more so!