February 21, 2010

He Started It!

I had my first Wii Fit Plus work out Tuesday.

During start up, where it measures balance and posture went ok. During this part, the balance board is a character. Kind of a wise ass character as you'll soon realize. My Balance Board neglected to make any remarks at that point. However, when the info from all that calculating popped up the Balance Board ran his head a little with "Whoa! That's Super Grossly Disgustingly Way Too Big! Let's get on a program. Pick a trainer." I presented my favorite finger in response but by the time I flew it high, Balance Board as a character was gone. I like to think he saw it though.

I chose Male Trainer who I will affectionately call Trainer El Diablo or TED for short. After one balance activity the son of a bitch asked me if I have trouble walking around. I said No, but your mom does, bitch!

I took Friday off and when I started on Saturday morning the bastard said Too busy to work out yesterday, Amanda? I said, Yeah. Too busy with your mom!

I can see this Your Mom thing going on long term and getting real ugly.

11 comments:

Crystal said...

My wii told me both "Wow, you seem very unstable," and "You're very unbalanced, aren't you?" in one workout.

Ordie O. said...

How much did you pay for that smart ass thing? You could just become a nurse and get verbally abused while you get paid for it. You better hide that thing when I come to visit or Ted might just end up at the bottom of Salt Creek.

Messy Mommy said...

Good luck! I can't even stick to my 8-minute workout!

What's this Hinky Shit? said...

I flip the trainer off on a daily basis. Add to that verbally telling him to fuck off. I still get on the thing every day. They may be smart asses, but the damn thing works.

Cassie said...

I've seen the Wii fit trainer's mom and it wasn't pretty.

Melinda said...

those trainers can really deflate any kind of self-esteem you may have started with, i hate them

Stacie's Madness said...

I didn't have a problem with mine, I like mouthy men, putting me in my place, it actually was a turn on.

hahaha. i'm kidding....kinda...

adrienzgirl said...

You don't even want to know the obscenities I yell at that bitch Jillian from Biggest Loser. Her 30 day Shred? RIDICULOUS!

BTW - This was hilarious!

Stacie's Madness said...

i love when I get on the wii fit board and it moans at me...
yes, I know, I have issues, but they're totally A HOT MESS of 'em.

Lorie Shewbridge said...

This is just to funny, you had me laughing out loud while hubby was trying to watch the news. I had to read it to him and he just didn't get it... Damn men!!

MoonNStarMommy said...

ROFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn TED ... damn him!