January 12, 2010

Who's On Sissy's Shit List

Time Warner Cable - Did you seriously suggest to me that we not move to avoid the termination fee? I thought so. You are a fucking idiot. You may not be the cable provider in our new city but based on our track record, we will be moving to an area that you do service within a few years. You can bet your sweet ass we will not sign up with you again. I hope that $ 25 or $100 or $70 or $80 or whatever amount you quote me next is worth it. Pricks.

Alltel Wireless - Again with the termination fees. So because your company doesn't provide service in the area we're moving to, I have to pay $400 to cancel? After our last conversation mere minutes ago, I can't even write about it right now. I think I need to go hit something.

Our mailman - Ya know what, jackass? There is snow everywhere. Around everyone's mailbox. If you leave me one more note telling me to remove the snow I'm gonna put a pipe bomb in the damn mailbox and see how that clears out the snow for ya.

Dreamshades.com - Yeah, I placed my order on Dec 26 and still I don't even have a "Your order has shipped" email from you. I can imagine what the ordeal will be like to get you to change the shipping address seeing as I still have never spoke to a real live person and only receive generic emails that don't ever answer my questions. So I hope whoever moves into this house enjoys my damn glasses. If they ever get here.

New addition to Shit List - People who were supposed to look at the house at 4:30pm today. - Do you know how long it took and how hard it was to get this place spotless with a preschooler and house full of moving boxes? And then you just don't show up? Are you fucking kidding me? You suck!


16 comments:

AngieB said...

Fix yourself a drink and eat something chocolate - this move will be behind you soon and you'll have brand-new people to be pissed at!

Sara Elizabeth said...

Oy to the Vey!

This would be a good meme. I always secretly have a lot of people on my shit list. Then again, I am secretly angry a lot. Perhaps I should change that. lol

Brightfish said...

Oh, Lord! I am so sorry to be laughing at your...troubles...but I am totally laughing my ass off! I can sooo see Scott on the phone with all those idiots!!

adrienzgirl said...

You get 'em Sissy! Rage against the machine, or the man, or whatevers!!!

Nocturnal Queen said...

So does TWC expect you to pay for the cable service for the next people who live in that house until your contract is up? *shaking my head*

We had our house on the market for a year and had a few no-shows. I understand your frustration.

The girl with the flour in her hair said...

Moving sucks. Showing your house sucks. People suck.

My husband wished I did.

Night Owl Mama said...

YOU always make my shitty days feel like a laugh a minute when it compares to your Rant sessions...LOL

Diane said...

breathe......

(oh, and here's a xanax.)

lol @ adeienzgirl!

and, i agree, you should make this a meme!

The Red Headed Mama said...

Alltel is Verizon, they should have service "everywhere" How long do you have on your contract? Could you drop your plan to ridiculously cheap until it's up and then just go get another phone through someone else?

TWC sucks ass. I used to work for one of their contractors. I wish I had some inside info to give you to get out of the fee.

Kritta22 said...

Too bad you don't have military orders and could tell them to shove their cancelation fees up their butts! Oh the power of orders, sometimes.

I can't believe Dreamshades is still being so dumb! Want me to call them??

robin said...

Love these posts! Go get 'em!

Lorie Shewbridge said...

Holy Hell!! I cannot believe that TWC and Alltel expect you to pay termination fees on stuff that you CANNOT use, when you are MOVING!!
What the fuck do they expect you to do???? Seriously??? Did they offer any suggestions????
Can they at least provide you with a prepaid phone that works, or something.... I don't even know what I am saying I'm so dumbfounded. That just sucks!!
Tell your mailman to go screw himself, he won't even be delivering your mail soon!! Dickhead.
I remember people not showing up after scrubbing the house for a showing - assholes. And I'm NOT looking forward to it again, plus did you have to LEAVE the house, too? That's just a bitch.
Hope things get better!
You really have to join in Annette's Bitch and Moan session on Fairy Blog Mother:
http://www.fairyblogmotherblog.com/

Cassie said...

unFREAKINbelievable. When we moved here we used to have Direct TV and then they told us that the trees would block the signal, so we had to get cable. They tried to charge us some cancellation fee too. Bastards. I suppose we could have hooked up the satellite in our neighbor's yard, but I don't think THEY would've liked it.

MoonNStarMommy said...

OMGosh.... seriously - they are squeezing every penny out of people that they can. $400!?!? Nice! And I love those lovely notes from the post man to clean the area infront of the mailbox from snow, excuse ME Mr. Mailman, but we're not the ones who piled it up for all to see, that would be the city! Ya know, the one you work for? Maybe you should complain to THEM! As for the people who didn't show, they should be shot, plain and simple!

Unknown Mami said...

Make some yellow snow around the mailbox.

Elle said...

Each of these alone would be enough to seriously piss me off, but all together? OMG! TWC sucks. I don't know how companies can expect you to pay for something you won't be using. Those people who didn't show up are the lowest of the low. Getting a house ready for a showing is so hard. Don't they know that????!!!